Fully Goosed Towel

Goose Level: Fully Goosed

FULLY GOOSED TOWEL

$28

For wiping clubs, hands, and the occasional tear.

  • Waffle-knit microfiber that actually cleans grooves
  • Heavy-duty carabiner clips to any bag
  • The full goose over FULLY GOOSED, printed to survive the wash

FABRICAbsorbent 80/20 polyester-polyamide microfiber

“Absorbs everything but the double bogey.”

Free US shipping over $75. Secure checkout by Stripe. Goose included in spirit only.

KEEP CHASING THE GOOSE.

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